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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months
I've developed quite an attachment for her.
It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her
mouth shut!
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."
The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take
your pick?
Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The
officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if
she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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