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Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.
'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know.
'Six miles,' said Debbie.
'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied.
'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?
Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.
Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.
One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.'
And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced.
Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked!
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