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The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!'
In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!'
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.
'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter.
'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.
Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?'
One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.'
'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?'
'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.
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