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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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