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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?
A bellerina !

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !

Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !

I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

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