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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Police are still hunting for the clots.
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!"
The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?"
"He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred.
"How much?" asked the manager.
"I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces!
Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.
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