Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too
Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough
Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"